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Chi Crackdown

Ms. Moseley Braun, I'm not going to continue this debate with you if you keep smoking crack and blowing the smoke in my face. The citizens of Chicago deserve better and I aim to give it to them!!!

Old Spice

Oooops, I dropped my scrungy. Excuse me, would you please pick it up for me? I'm such a butterfingers.

Bonanza

Hey Rick, isn't that your mountain? What does that say behind B's head?

Blindside Brother

Hey there little blindside brother. I know it's disturbing to see me this way. I hope you don't meet my fate. Here have a cheeto, it will make you feel better.

Occupy This

Ahhhh, good to see so many brothas out here supporting a civic cause. Reminds me of our Million Man March on Washington. Wait a minute, do you all represent the 99% or the 1%?

Blago's Redemption

Kate Ain't Gonna Nowhere

And I am telling you, I'm not going no where. You're the best woman I've ever known. No no no no way, no way I'm living without you. Cause you, cause you, cause you, you're gonna love meeee!!!! I feel like I'm lying on a sea of pillows.

Vacationing in Vail

Kobe forget about the game. We're here in Colorado with Mary-Kate and Ashley and meeting with Khloe and Lamar tonight at Phil's cabin to smoke some hookah, so let's relax and have some fun. Now who is Mary-Kate and who is Ashley?

Must See TV

What are y'all watching? B, you sprung for some Garrett's popcorn? Do the tax payers and the first lady know about this? Hahaha, I'm just playing. Yo Bob, pass me some of that Garrett's.

Queen's Jubilee

What kind of birthday party is this?!?!? I thought you said Sting and Sir Elton John were going to be here? BBD was right, never trust a big but and a smile!!!