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Flame Thrower

I heard you pack some serious heat little lady!

Flower Child

Iyanla Fix My Life

Born To Assist

I'm sorry Chris, please accept this as a token of my gratitude. And I'm thrilled your brother Cliff and your artist friend could join me court side.

Man In The Mirror

Robert, why does society punish us for our monstrously good looks???

Potus Paganism

Malia heeeeeeelp!!!

Naked & Afraid South Side

Chi-town is the new Hollywood. The Discovery Channel is filming their upcoming season of Naked & Afraid here. I hope Amber and Cody survive.

Naked & Afraid Harold's

A malnourished Amber and Cody seek sustenance from a local food establishment only to realize the harsh reality of their environment.

Noah's Ark

Mr. Noah, do you have room for me and my friend on your boat?

A Really Red Carpet

I'm proud of my girlfriend's nomination for her work in the movie "HER," and congratulations to our girl Lupita Nyong'o for her performance in "12 years as a slave!"

Cialis Valentines

Ice Ice Baby

Ladies and gentlemen, batten the hatches! We have an angry cold front coming through with blizzard conditions and temps. When you're shoveling snow just remember, you can do it put your back into it!

HER

Siri baby, you definitely should have been nominated for an Oscar!

Richard's Therapy

Richard, I want you to do some visualization exercises and imagine what your life would be like if you weren't so angry all the time.

Perkel

Merkel: Pootie, I have this strange feeling that we're being watched. Putin: The only watching that's going on is me watching your heavenly body my little wienerschnitzel!