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Crown Jewels Exposed

Crown Jewels Exposed

Oh no, the pavarotzi are at it again! Quick, cover the crown jewels!!!

It's Not The Shoes

It's Not The Shoes

Dammmmn Mike, I guess it isn't the shoes!!!

Back That Ass

Back That Ass

Well well well, what do we have here??? Bartender, I'll have what this lovely senorita is drinking, and send her and her friends a round of colt 45's on me. Hola mamacita, como estas!?!?

Book Club Beatdown

Book Club Beatdown

Oprah baby, you're taking this book fight club too far!!! Hey, Chris Brown is over there choking Gayle!!!

Psycho

Psycho

Josh Romney get out of my voting booth; this is voter suppression!!!

Jigga What?

Jigga What?

I know you are surprised Mr. Carter, but usually babies darken up after a few months. If not, I can always refer you to our paternity expert Dr. Povich. Do you have a HMO or PPO?

Kicked Out The Nest

Kicked Out The Nest

Mannn, tough break B. Please leave quietly, I don't want to call for a security escort.

You Betta Recognize

You Betta Recognize

Ooops, my bad ladies. I totally misread the crystal ball on this one. Sorry no refunds!

E.T.

E.T.

Scandalous

Scandalous

Oh snap, I leave for one minute and you two are rolling around on my floor, naked, caught up in a rapture of love!!! That better not be what I think it is on my Room & Board television stand and sofa!!!