Oh no, the pavarotzi are at it again! Quick, cover the crown jewels!!!
It's Not The Shoes
Dammmmn Mike, I guess it isn't the shoes!!!
Back That Ass
Well well well, what do we have here??? Bartender, I'll have what this lovely senorita is drinking, and send her and her friends a round of colt 45's on me. Hola mamacita, como estas!?!?
Book Club Beatdown
Oprah baby, you're taking this book fight club too far!!! Hey, Chris Brown is over there choking Gayle!!!
Josh Romney get out of my voting booth; this is voter suppression!!!
I know you are surprised Mr. Carter, but usually babies darken up after a few months. If not, I can always refer you to our paternity expert Dr. Povich. Do you have a HMO or PPO?
Kicked Out The Nest
Mannn, tough break B. Please leave quietly, I don't want to call for a security escort.
You Betta Recognize
Ooops, my bad ladies. I totally misread the crystal ball on this one. Sorry no refunds!
Oh snap, I leave for one minute and you two are rolling around on my floor, naked, caught up in a rapture of love!!! That better not be what I think it is on my Room & Board television stand and sofa!!!